THE BEST DAY

WE HAD THE BEST DAY AT THE COMMUNITY CUP YESTERDAY WE WANTED THE ROCK DOGS TO WIN AND THEN WE WENT OFF AND HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS AND THEN JASON DECIDED TO HAVE A PIE EATING CONTEST HE WAS THE ONLY CONTESTANT AND HE WON HE MUST HAVE EATEN LIKE FIFTEN PIES SERIOUSLY LIKE FIFTEEN WHAT A GREAT DAY

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THE BIG GAME

WE’RE AT A FOOTBALL GAME AND WE’VE DRUNK ALL THESE DRINKS AND ALL THESE COOLGUYS ARE PLAYING ON A TEAM CALLED THE ROCKDOGS AND ADAM AND I ARE TOTALLY PLAYING AND I JUST KICKED THE WINNING GOAL AND EVERYONE IS HIGH FIVING ME THIS IS THE BEST HERE IS A PHOTO OF THE HALFTIME BAND THAT IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW ANYWAY YEAH I DEFINITELY WON THE GAME PS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE20140622-155019-57019145.jpg

FASHION

HI GUYS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO THAT THING WHERE YOU TIE THE FRONT OF YOUR SHIRT UP INTO A KNOT SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR STOMACH IS THAT STILL THE COOL THING WHERE DOES EVERYONE LEARN HOW TO DO THAT SURELY IT CAN’T BE VERY GOOD FOR YOUR SHIRT BUT I GUESS FASHION IS FASHION YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING IT’S LIKE ALL THOSE COOLGUYS AT THE SKATE PARK WITH RIPS IN THEIR JEANS DO THEY DO THE RIPS ON PURPOSE OR ARE THEY JUST LIKE OH NO MY JEANS JUST RIPPED THAT’S SUCH BAD NEWS ACTUALLY HANG ON A SECOND OH WOW THAT’S REALLY LUCKY THAT RIP ACTUALLY LOOKS SO SWEET THAT’S ACTUALLY GREAT NEWS AND THEN IT JUST DOESN’T RIP ANY MORE AFTER THAT FOR SOME REASON ANYWAY HIT ME BACK EVERYBODY PLEASE RT

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MISSING BASKETBALL CARDS

HI GUYS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE JUST WONDERING IF ANYONE HAS SEEN MY BASKETBALL CARDS I’VE GOT A SHAQUILLE O’NEAL SKYLIGHT AND A SCOTTY PIPPEN SKYLIGHT AND A CHARLES BARKLEY BUT IT WASN’T A SKYLIGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE EMBOSSED ONES I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT THEY’RE CALLED ALSO THERE WAS LIKE NINETEEN MICHAEL JORDAN SKYLIGHTS AND ALSO SOME POWER RANGER CARDS AND I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD SOME CASH IN THERE I LIKE TO CARRY A LOT OF CASH AROUND IT’S A MUSIC BUSINESS THING ALSO TWO CASES OF PASSIONPOP AND TWO LEATHER JACKETS AND TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES AND TWO PAIRS OF REEBOKS PUMPS SO YEAH IF ANYONE FINDS THAT STUFF PLEASE BRING IT TO OUR HOUSE THANKS GUYS GREAT JOB EVERYBODY REGARDS YOUR BOYS THE STIFFYS

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WELCOME TO THE INTERNET

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET EVERYBODY IT’S YOUR BOYS THE STIFFYS HERE WE’VE GOT A WEBSITE NOW IT’S BASICALLY THE SAME AS OUR FACEBOOK PAGE EXCEPT IT’S GOT A DIFFERENT COLOUR SCHEME AND YOU CAN’T LIKE POSTS AND THE COMMENTS ARE LESS PROMINENT AND IT’S NOT AS EASY TO INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER

ANYWAY YEAH IT’S GOING TO BE SO GREAT WE’RE GOING TO START WRITING BLOGS AND SOME MORE THOUGHT PROVOKING PIECES PROBABLY ONE A MONTH I’D SAY WE’RE PRETTY MUCH HARD HITTING NEWS REPORTERS NOW I CAN’T WAIT GREAT JOB EVERYBODY ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT PLEASE RT

ALSO DON’T FORGET TO VISIT OUT FACEBOOK PAGE AND REMEMBER THAT THE YOUTH ARE OUR FUTURE

PS IT’S YOUR BOY JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE HAS ANYONE SEEN ADAM WE WERE HAVING ALL THESE DRINKS AT THE NORTHCOTE SOCIAL CLUB LAST NIGHT AFTER OUR SHOW WITH THE GOOD CHINA AND HE KEPT TRYING TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO PEOPLE BUT THEY WERE ALL LIKE YEAH I KNOW AND THEN HE WAS ALL LIKE NO LISTEN YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME I LOVE YOU MAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAN AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE YOU GUYS SHOULD PROBABLY GO HOME AND THEN WE WERE ALL LIKE WHERE AM I SINCE WHEN DID THEY HAVE A FRUIT AND VEGETABLE SECTION AT THE NORTHCOTE SOCIAL CLUB WHERE ARE ALL OUR FRIENDS WHERE DID ADAM GO