THE STIFFYS PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE – WEEK TWO

WELCOME TO THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF THE STIFFYS’ PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE GREAT QUESTIONS EVERYBODY PS CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE START SAYING WHO THEY ARE AND WHERE THEY’RE FROM

DUGALD

FRIDAY THREE OCTOBER TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN

SIX FORTY FIVE PM

HI DUGALD FIRSTLY GREAT JOB ON BUYING A BMX BIKE WE’LL GIVE YOU A COOLBOY TIP STRAIGHT UP IF YOU CLIP BASKETBALL CARDS TO THE SPOKES WITH A CLOTHES PEG IT SOUNDS LIKE A MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE LIKE WHAAAAT I THINK THE STIFFYS ARE COMING AND YOU’LL BE ALL LIKE YEAH THEY’RE ON THEIR WAY THEY’RE MY FRIENDS AND THEN YOU’LL ALL BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ANYWAY WE THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR SOMETHING CLASSY LIKE ASTRONAUT WHITE WITH A STRIP OF BLUE DOWN THE SIDE MAYBE YOU COULD GET SOME ZIPOFF PANTS INSTALLED ON YOUR BIKE AND WEAR SUNGLASSES AND GROW YOUR HAIR LONG

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NEW SINGLE NEW TOUR NEW VIDEOS NEW LOOK

IT’S ALL GO GO GO EVERYBODY WE’RE SO BUSY WE BARELY HAVE TIME TO KISS ALL THE GIRLS ANYMORE HAHAHA JUST KIDDING LADIES THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE

NEW SONG

“Kick Another Flip is The Knack meets Josh Homme at Piedmontes, they size each other, skate to the bowl, smoke one and kick out the hams.” – Mikey Cahill, Herald Sun.

NEW TOUR

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NEW VIDEOS

https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=jvMvrllk7aQ

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THE STIFFYS PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE

WELCOME TO THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THE STIFFYS’ PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE THIS WEEK WE ARE FEATURING

JOSEPH FROM WARRNAMBOOL

WEDNESDAY 1 OCTOBER TWO THOUSAND FOURTEEN

HI JOSEPH IT’S THE STIFFYS HERE THANKS FOR YOUR GREAT QUESTION I’VE NEVER SEEN MACARONI WITHOUT CHEESE YOU SEE OTHER PASTAS WITHOUT CHEESE ALL THE TIME BUT NOT MACARONI APART FROM ONE TIME WE RAN OUT CHEESE AND EVERYTHING ELSE AND PUT CHAMPAGNE ON OUR MACARONI AND TASTED NOT THAT GREAT BUT WE HAD THE BEST TIME SO YEAH PUT CHEESE OR CHAMPAGNE ON IT AND ALWAYS CHASE YOUR DREAMS

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