THESE TOUR DIARIES WERE ORGINALLY PUBLISHED BY THE MUSIC DOT COM
WEDNESDAY 15 APRIL – NEWCASTLE UNIVERSITY
WE WERE LATE TO THE AIRPORT AGAIN AND RESUMED OUR CAT AND MOUSE GAME WITH THE PRIORITY LOUNGE WHERE THEY HIDE ALL THE DRINKS
THEY WERE ALL LIKE DO YOU GUYS HAVE A MEMBERSHIP CARD
AND WE WERE ALL LIKE YES
AND THEN THEY WERE ALL LIKE NO YOU DON’T
AND THEN WE WERE ALL LIKE YES WE DO
AND THEN THEY WERE ALL LIKE: NO THEY’RE JUST TAZOS
AND THEN WERE ALL LIKE: NO THEY AREN’T
AND THEN THEY WERE ALL LIKE ALRIGHT GUYS YOU CAN COME IN BUT SERIOUSLY THIS IS THE LAST TIME
AND THEN WE WERE ALL LIKE HAHAHAHA OK SURE SEE YOU NEXT WEEK EVERYBODY
THE AIRPORT LOUNGE IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING EVER BECAUSE THEY HAVE SO MANY DRINKS IN THERE AND ALSO NO SECURITY GUARDS SAYING STOP YELLING OR KEEP IT DOWN OR WHY DO YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE THIS WAY
WE BUMPED INTO OUR FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES THE BEARDS AND EVERYONE HAD THE BEST PARTY EVER
ADAM AND I WERE A BIT TIPSY BY THE TIME WE GOT TO NEWCASTLE AND EVERYONE WAS HAVING A GREAT LAUGH ACTUALLY IT WAS MAINLY ADAM AND I DOING ALL THE LAUGHING BUT WE WERE FAIRLY CONFIDENT THAT THE BEARDS WERE QUIETLY ENJOYING OUR HIGH ENERGY JOKES ON THE INSIDE
THEY SENT US OFF TO FIND FREE TROLLEYS IN THE CAR PARK
WE WENT STRAIGHT TO NEWCASTLE UNIVERSITY TO GET REVVED UP FOR THE BIG SHOW AT AND ADAM FOUND HEAPS OF WHITE WINE, WHICH WAS TOTALLY GREAT
HE DOES THAT A LOT I DON’T KNOW HOW BUT IT’S VERY IMPORTANT TO HIM THAT NOBODY ASKS QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS WHITE WINE
WE FORGOT TO TAKE ANY PHOTOS DURING OUR SHOW BUT IN SUMMARY IT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST SHOW WE’VE EVER PLAYED AND YOU’LL HAVE TO TAKE OUR WORD ON THAT
WE GOT SOME GOOD SHOTS OF THE BEARDS THOUGH THEY DID A REALLY GREAT JOB
WE LOVE NEWCASTLE AND HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS AFTER PLAYING SOME FESTIVALS UP THERE THEY SURE DO ENJOY PARTYING THERE AND WHILE THEY WILL STEAL FROM YOU THEY’LL ALSO BUY YOU DRINKS
WE CELEBRATED THE GREAT SHOW WITH A LOT OF DRINKS AND EVERYBODY DID CHAIR JUMPS
THE STIFFYS 