DON’T TELL JASON

HI GUYS IT’S ME ADAM FROM THE STIFFYS HERE I FOUND ALL THESE BASKETBALL CARDS IN JASONS BEDROOM THE OTHER DAY AND THEY WERE SO SHINY AND THEY HAD MICHAEL JORDAN AND SCOTTY PIPPEN ON THEM AND I TOOK THEM GUYS I STOLE JASON’S BASKETBALL CARDS AND NOW I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT IT BECAUSE JASON KEEPS TALKING ABOUT BASKETBALL CARDS AND NOW I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO I MEAN I’M DEFINITELY GOING TO KEEP THEM HOPEFULLY JASON JUST FORGETS ABOUT IT AND WE CAN MOVE ON FROM THIS ENTIRE ORDEAL

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WHERE AM I

HI EVERYBODY IT’S ADAM FROM THE STIFFYS HERE I JUST WOKE UP IN A RED ROOSTER CARPARK AND DON’T KNOW WHERE I AM OR WHAT DAY IT IS COULD SOMEONE PLEASE COME PICK ME UP AND IF SO CAN WE GO THROUGH A DRIVE THROUGH BOTTLE SHOP ON THE WAY HOME BECAUSE I’M A BIT THIRSTY IF YOU COULD ALSO NOTIFY JASON OF THIS SITUATION THAT WOULD BE GREAT

THE BEST DAY

WE HAD THE BEST DAY AT THE COMMUNITY CUP YESTERDAY WE WANTED THE ROCK DOGS TO WIN AND THEN WE WENT OFF AND HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS AND THEN JASON DECIDED TO HAVE A PIE EATING CONTEST HE WAS THE ONLY CONTESTANT AND HE WON HE MUST HAVE EATEN LIKE FIFTEN PIES SERIOUSLY LIKE FIFTEEN WHAT A GREAT DAY