INTERVIEW WITH THE AU REVIEW

WE JUST FOUND THIS ON THE INTERNET IT REALLY SUMS UP WHERE WE ARE AT GUYS

SELF PORTRAIT WE MADE FOR SEMPLESIZE

SEMPLESIZE ASKED US TO DRAW OURSELVES SO WE DUG INTO OUR SOULS AND CAME UP WITH THIS PIECE WE’VE BEEN SO BUSY ON TOUR I FORGOT TO UPLOAD IT AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY “CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT PLEASE SIR YOU HAVE TO BUY SOMETHING OR LEAVE THE STORE”

WE ALSO DID THIS INTERVIEW WITH SEMPLESIZE IN A BURGER SHOP AND WE DIDN’T KNOW THEY WERE GOING TO GIVE US FREE DRINKS SO WE HAD ALL THESE DRINKS BEFOREHAND AND WELL ANYWAY IT WAS A MISCOMMUNICATION

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THANKS FOR LIKING OUR VIDEO

GEE WHIZZ GUYS THIS IS GREAT THE DWARF MADE KISSY KISSY THEIR SONG OF THE WEEK AND TONEDEAF SAID ALL THIS REALLY GREAT STUFF ABOUT OUR VIDEO AND RAGE IS GOING TO PLAY OUR VIDEO AND IT’S MY KINDA SCENE PUT IT IN THEIR TOP TWENTY FIVE SONGS WHAT A SPECIAL DAY WE’RE GOING TO CELEBRATE ON THE PLANE TO WOLLONGONG AND ALSO THE PLANE TO DARWIN AND ALSO THE PLANE BACK TO MELBOURNE THIS WEEKEND HAHAHA YOU’D BETTER STRAP US DOWN AGAIN VIRGIN HAHAHAHA THEY ALWAYS DO IT

WE LOVE SYDNEY

WE HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME IN SYDNEY THIS WEEKEND WE GOT ATTACKED BY GAY PARIS‘ CAT AND THE SNOWDROPPERS SHOWED US WHERE ALL THE FUNKYBOYS GO AND THEN WE SAW MEN DRESSED AS LADIES AND THEN WE PERFORMED IN A WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTRE AND GOT LOCKED IN A FIRE ESCAPE AND THEN GOT LOCKED IN A LOADING ZONE AND THEN GOT LOCKED IN AN ELEVATOR AND THEN DRANK MORE DRINKS AND WOKE UP AT THE VIC ON THE PARK AGAIN WE’RE GOING TO STAY HOME FOR A FEW WEEKS TO KEEP WRITING OUR ART ROCK RECORD BEFORE WE HEAD TO BYRON BAY AND BRISBANE AND THEN BACK HOME TO THE OLD BAR THIS REALLY IS THE VIDA LOCA EVERYBODY THAT MEANS THE CRAZY LIFE IN FRENCH WE HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS AT THE AIRPORT THEY ALMOST DIDN’T LET US ON THE PLANE AGAIN HAHAHA YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN THE STIFFYS

HOW TO DO SOCIAL MEDIA

WE ARE BASICALLY GREAT AT SOCIAL MEDIA EVERYBODY I GOOGLED IT LAST NIGHT WHEN I WAS LOCKED IN THE FIRE ESCAPE LAST NIGHT AT THE BONDI WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTRE BEFORE OUR SHOW AT EL TOPO I KEPT GETTING LOCKED IN THERE HAHAHA THAT’S THE THING ABOUT DRINKS ANYWAY HERE’S HOW SOCIAL MEDIA WORKS

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FEAR OF FLYING

HI GUYS WE’RE HAVING A COUPLE OF DRINKS TO GET READY FOR OUR FLIGHT TO SYDNEY TOMORROW WE GET A BIT NERVOUS BECAUSE THEY OFTEN DON’T LET US ON THE PLANE WE’RE ALWAYS LIKE COME ON GUYS JUST LET US GET ON SERIOUSLY WE’RE FINE IT’S JUST THAT YOUR PLANE MAKES US THIRSTY PLEASE JUST LET US DRIVE IT FOR LIKE ONE MINUTE YOU CAN GIVE US AN EASY BIT THE CO PILOT CAN JUMP IN IF WE MESS IT UP WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO ANYWAY CAN WE GET SOME MORE DRINKS BACK HERE PLEASE

GENERATOR PARTY

WE HAD THE BEST TIME YESTERDAY AT THE GENERATOR PARTY THERE WERE ALL THESE FUNKYBOYS THERE AND EVERYONE WAS DANCING TOGETHER AND THEN WE HANDED THIS GUY OUR BOOGIE BOARD AND HE DEFINITELY KNEW WHAT TO DO HE DEFINITELY DIDN’T JUST GET CONFUSED AND WAVE IT AROUND IN THE AIR FOR THE WHOLE SONG AND THEN SPRAY CHAMPAGNE ALL OVER MY GUITAR AND FACE NO WAY IT ALL WENT EXACTLY TO PLAN HE’S PROBABLY STILL BOOGIE BOARDING NOW

WATCH THE PONCHO TV VIDEO HERE.

SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND SYDNEY DON’T FORGET FORGET TO GIVE GAY PARIS ALL YOUR MONEY EVERYBODY

STUCK ON THE ROOF

HI GUYS I’M STUCK ON THE ROOF AGAIN AND I’VE NEARLY RUN OUT DRINKS HOW CAN I GET SO THIRSTY WHEN I’VE DRUNK SO MANY DRINKS I CLIMBED UP HERE BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HAS BEEN STEALING MY BASKETBALL CARDS HE’S ALWAYS AFTER MY BARKLEYS ANYWAY I GOT UP HERE TO SPY ON HIM BUT I DIDN’T BRING ENOUGH DRINKS AND THEN ADAM SAID HE’D HELP ME FIND THE CARDS BUT HE JUST TOOK THE LADDER AWAY AND THEN HE WAS BURYING SOMETHING IN THE NEIGHBOUR’S BACKYARD AGAIN AND FELL ASLEEP OVER THERE AND IT’S BEEN A FEW HOURS NOW AND IT’S REALLY COLD UP HERE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BRING MORE DRINKS ALSO I WATCHED ALL THREE MATRIX FILMS YESTERDAY WHAT EVEN HAPPENED THERE IT’S LIKE IT BECAME STAR WARS CROSSED WITH ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE AM I RIGHT HAHAHAHA GREAT REVIEWS EVERYBODY BUT SERIOUSLY PLEASE BRING MORE DRINKS WHERE ARE MY BARKLEYS

 

 

PIGSTY IN JULY

WE HAD THE BEST TIME AT PIGSTY IN JULY EVERYONE KEPT GIVING US DRINKS AND A GUY GOT ON STAGE TO BOOGIE BOARD BUT THEN HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO HE JUST KEPT YELLING BOOGIE BOARDING AND WAVING THE BOARD AROUND THEN AFTER THE AHOW THIS OLD LADY KEPT SAYING SHE WANTED TO FINGER ME WHAT’S FINGERING ANYWAY WE HAD A LOT MORE DRINKS AND A GIRL KEPT SINGING THE CAPTAIN PLANET THEME SONG AT KING OF THE NORTH SO WE ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED OURSELVES IN A CAR WITH NO BLANKETS AND WE NEARLY DIED BUT THANKFULLY THERE WAS SOME DRINKS IN THE CAR SO WE LITERALLY HAD THE BEST TIME SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND AT TAGO MAGO AND ALSO A COOLGUY SECRET GENERATOR PARTY

SOLD OUT FESTIVAL

HI GUYS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE JUST WRITING TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE DISREGARD MY LAST POST SOMEONE TOLD US WHAT BUBBLING IS AND IT IS NOT A SKATE MOVE WE’D ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGISE TO THE PEOPLE THAT MISSED OUT ON PIGSTY IN JULY TICKETS FOR THIS WEEKEND YOU’VE GOT TO BE QUICK WITH THE STIFFYS BECAUSE ONCE LADIES FIND THE TICKETS JUST GET SNAPPED UP STIFFYS TICKETS ARE BASICALLY THE NEW MICHAEL JORDAN SKYLIGHT

OUR NEXT SHOW IS BACK IN MELBOURNE THAT’S OUR HOMETOWN SO YEAH WE BASICALLY RUN IT OUR SHOW IS AT TAGO MAGO ON SATURDAY 12 JULY OUR STIFFETTES WILL BE THERE IT’S GOING TO BE GREAT

BUBBLING

IS BUBBLING A SKATE MOVE IF SO ADAM AND I ARE BOTH GREAT AT IT WE BUBBLE ALL DAY EVERY DAY WE BASICALLY HAVE BLACK BELTS IN BUBBLING WE CAN DEFINITELY DO THIS JUST LIKE KICKFLIPS AND FACE GRINDS WE CAN DO ALL THAT STUFF

SEE YOU AT PIGSTY THIS WEEKEND IT’S A COOLGUY MUSIC FESTIVAL I HOPE THEY SELL CHRISTMAS TARTS THERE WE’VE NEARLY RUN OUT

CORPORATE ENDORSEMENT

DOES ANYBODY WANT TO SPONSOR OUR BAND AND GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO PROMOTE THEIR PRODUCT WE DON’T CARE WE WILL LITERALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING AS LONG AS WE CAN CHOOSE THE GUITAR AND DRUMS UNTIL NOW WE’VE MAINLY FOCUSSED ON COOLGUY AREAS SUCH AS KICKFLIPS AND LADIES YOU KNOW THINGS OF THAT NATURE BUT IF YOU GIVE US ENOUGH MONEY WE WILL EVEN STOP SONGS MIDWAY TO READ OUT YOUR ADVERTISEMENT WE ARE WILLING TO VISIT YOUR WORKPLACE OR SCHOOL WE JUST NEED LOTS OF MONEY AND AN OPEN BAR PLEASE RT WE ARE SO SICK OF COLD CALLING THERE ARE LIKE A MILLION NUMBERS IN THE PHONE BOOK

PS WE ARE PLAYING HEAPS OF SHOWS THIS MONTH YOU SHOULD COME TO ONE THEY’RE ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE

THE BIG GAME

WE’RE AT A FOOTBALL GAME AND WE’VE DRUNK ALL THESE DRINKS AND ALL THESE COOLGUYS ARE PLAYING ON A TEAM CALLED THE ROCKDOGS AND ADAM AND I ARE TOTALLY PLAYING AND I JUST KICKED THE WINNING GOAL AND EVERYONE IS HIGH FIVING ME THIS IS THE BEST HERE IS A PHOTO OF THE HALFTIME BAND THAT IS PLAYING RIGHT NOW ANYWAY YEAH I DEFINITELY WON THE GAME PS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE

FASHION

HI GUYS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO THAT THING WHERE YOU TIE THE FRONT OF YOUR SHIRT UP INTO A KNOT SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR STOMACH IS THAT STILL THE COOL THING WHERE DOES EVERYONE LEARN HOW TO DO THAT SURELY IT CAN’T BE VERY GOOD FOR YOUR SHIRT BUT I GUESS FASHION IS FASHION YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING IT’S LIKE ALL THOSE COOLGUYS AT THE SKATE PARK WITH RIPS IN THEIR JEANS DO THEY DO THE RIPS ON PURPOSE OR ARE THEY JUST LIKE OH NO MY JEANS JUST RIPPED THAT’S SUCH BAD NEWS ACTUALLY HANG ON A SECOND OH WOW THAT’S REALLY LUCKY THAT RIP ACTUALLY LOOKS SO SWEET THAT’S ACTUALLY GREAT NEWS AND THEN IT JUST DOESN’T RIP ANY MORE AFTER THAT FOR SOME REASON ANYWAY HIT ME BACK EVERYBODY PLEASE RT

MISSING BASKETBALL CARDS

HI GUYS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE JUST WONDERING IF ANYONE HAS SEEN MY BASKETBALL CARDS I’VE GOT A SHAQUILLE O’NEAL SKYLIGHT AND A SCOTTY PIPPEN SKYLIGHT AND A CHARLES BARKLEY BUT IT WASN’T A SKYLIGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE EMBOSSED ONES I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT THEY’RE CALLED ALSO THERE WAS LIKE NINETEEN MICHAEL JORDAN SKYLIGHTS AND ALSO SOME POWER RANGER CARDS AND I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD SOME CASH IN THERE I LIKE TO CARRY A LOT OF CASH AROUND IT’S A MUSIC BUSINESS THING ALSO TWO CASES OF PASSIONPOP AND TWO LEATHER JACKETS AND TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES AND TWO PAIRS OF REEBOKS PUMPS SO YEAH IF ANYONE FINDS THAT STUFF PLEASE BRING IT TO OUR HOUSE THANKS GUYS GREAT JOB EVERYBODY REGARDS YOUR BOYS THE STIFFYS

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET

WELCOME TO THE INTERNET EVERYBODY IT’S YOUR BOYS THE STIFFYS HERE WE’VE GOT A WEBSITE NOW IT’S BASICALLY THE SAME AS OUR FACEBOOK PAGE EXCEPT IT’S GOT A DIFFERENT COLOUR SCHEME AND YOU CAN’T LIKE POSTS AND THE COMMENTS ARE LESS PROMINENT AND IT’S NOT AS EASY TO INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER

ANYWAY YEAH IT’S GOING TO BE SO GREAT WE’RE GOING TO START WRITING BLOGS AND SOME MORE THOUGHT PROVOKING PIECES PROBABLY ONE A MONTH I’D SAY WE’RE PRETTY MUCH HARD HITTING NEWS REPORTERS NOW I CAN’T WAIT GREAT JOB EVERYBODY ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOURSELF PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT PLEASE RT

ALSO DON’T FORGET TO VISIT OUT FACEBOOK PAGE AND REMEMBER THAT THE YOUTH ARE OUR FUTURE

PS IT’S YOUR BOY JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE HAS ANYONE SEEN ADAM WE WERE HAVING ALL THESE DRINKS AT THE NORTHCOTE SOCIAL CLUB LAST NIGHT AFTER OUR SHOW WITH THE GOOD CHINA AND HE KEPT TRYING TO EXPLAIN THINGS TO PEOPLE BUT THEY WERE ALL LIKE YEAH I KNOW AND THEN HE WAS ALL LIKE NO LISTEN YOU NEED TO LISTEN TO ME I LOVE YOU MAN I LOVE YOU SO MUCH MAN AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE YOU GUYS SHOULD PROBABLY GO HOME AND THEN WE WERE ALL LIKE WHERE AM I SINCE WHEN DID THEY HAVE A FRUIT AND VEGETABLE SECTION AT THE NORTHCOTE SOCIAL CLUB WHERE ARE ALL OUR FRIENDS WHERE DID ADAM GO