ANONYMOUS
TUESDAY ONE THIRTY TWO PM
HI ANONYMOUS WE COMMEND YOU ON YOUR BRIEF MESSAGE IT’S SO MINIMAL AND SO ART IT’S PROBABLY THE MOST ART PHONE ADVICE HOTLNE QUESTION WE’VE EVER RECEIVED WE COMMEND YOU ON YOUR BREVITY ANONYMOUS
ALSO CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE REMEMBER TO SAY WHERE THEY ARE CALLING FROM PLEASE WE ARE TRYING TO FOSTER A SENSE OF COMMUNITY
WELCOME TO THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF THE STIFFYS’ PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE GREAT QUESTIONS EVERYBODY PS CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE START SAYING WHO THEY ARE AND WHERE THEY’RE FROM
DUGALD
FRIDAY THREE OCTOBER TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN
SIX FORTY FIVE PM
HI DUGALD FIRSTLY GREAT JOB ON BUYING A BMX BIKE WE’LL GIVE YOU A COOLBOY TIP STRAIGHT UP IF YOU CLIP BASKETBALL CARDS TO THE SPOKES WITH A CLOTHES PEG IT SOUNDS LIKE A MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE LIKE WHAAAAT I THINK THE STIFFYS ARE COMING AND YOU’LL BE ALL LIKE YEAH THEY’RE ON THEIR WAY THEY’RE MY FRIENDS AND THEN YOU’LL ALL BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ANYWAY WE THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR SOMETHING CLASSY LIKE ASTRONAUT WHITE WITH A STRIP OF BLUE DOWN THE SIDE MAYBE YOU COULD GET SOME ZIPOFF PANTS INSTALLED ON YOUR BIKE AND WEAR SUNGLASSES AND GROW YOUR HAIR LONG
IT’S ALL GO GO GO EVERYBODY WE’RE SO BUSY WE BARELY HAVE TIME TO KISS ALL THE GIRLS ANYMORE HAHAHA JUST KIDDING LADIES THAT WAS A FUNNY JOKE
NEW SONG
“Kick Another Flip is The Knack meets Josh Homme at Piedmontes, they size each other, skate to the bowl, smoke one and kick out the hams.” – Mikey Cahill, Herald Sun.
NEW TOUR
NEW VIDEOS
WE HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME IN SYDNEY THIS WEEKEND WE GOT ATTACKED BY GAY PARIS‘ CAT AND THE SNOWDROPPERS SHOWED US WHERE ALL THE FUNKYBOYS GO AND THEN WE SAW MEN DRESSED AS LADIES AND THEN WE PERFORMED IN A WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTRE AND GOT LOCKED IN A FIRE ESCAPE AND THEN GOT LOCKED IN A LOADING ZONE AND THEN GOT LOCKED IN AN ELEVATOR AND THEN DRANK MORE DRINKS AND WOKE UP AT THE VIC ON THE PARK AGAIN WE’RE GOING TO STAY HOME FOR A FEW WEEKS TO KEEP WRITING OUR ART ROCK RECORD BEFORE WE HEAD TO BYRON BAY AND BRISBANE AND THEN BACK HOME TO THE OLD BAR THIS REALLY IS THE VIDA LOCA EVERYBODY THAT MEANS THE CRAZY LIFE IN FRENCH WE HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS AT THE AIRPORT THEY ALMOST DIDN’T LET US ON THE PLANE AGAIN HAHAHA YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN THE STIFFYS
THE STIFFYS 