LACHLAN
WEDNESDAY FIVE FIFTEEN PM
HI LACHLAN LUCKILY YOU’VE COME TO THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS WHEN IT COMES TO MARIO CART WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS THE ACCELERATE BUTTON JUST BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN THAT WAY YOU GET A BOOST TO START YOU OFF THEN WHEN YOU’RE GOING AROUND CORNERS YOU SHOULD USE THE JUMP BUTTON AND DO THE SLIDE MOVE AS FOR WHICH CHARACTER TO CHOOSE I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY YOSHI OR TOAD BECAUSE THEY’RE SMALL GUYS AND THEY ACCELERATE REALLY QUICKLY I HOPE THAT HELPS LACHLAN PS THIS IS ADAM FROM THE STIFFYS HERE
COOLGUY STUFF
THE STIFFYS PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE – WEEK THREE
ANONYMOUS
TUESDAY ONE THIRTY TWO PM
HI ANONYMOUS WE COMMEND YOU ON YOUR BRIEF MESSAGE IT’S SO MINIMAL AND SO ART IT’S PROBABLY THE MOST ART PHONE ADVICE HOTLNE QUESTION WE’VE EVER RECEIVED WE COMMEND YOU ON YOUR BREVITY ANONYMOUS
ALSO CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE REMEMBER TO SAY WHERE THEY ARE CALLING FROM PLEASE WE ARE TRYING TO FOSTER A SENSE OF COMMUNITY
THE STIFFYS PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE – WEEK TWO
WELCOME TO THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF THE STIFFYS’ PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE GREAT QUESTIONS EVERYBODY PS CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE START SAYING WHO THEY ARE AND WHERE THEY’RE FROM
DUGALD
FRIDAY THREE OCTOBER TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN
SIX FORTY FIVE PM
HI DUGALD FIRSTLY GREAT JOB ON BUYING A BMX BIKE WE’LL GIVE YOU A COOLBOY TIP STRAIGHT UP IF YOU CLIP BASKETBALL CARDS TO THE SPOKES WITH A CLOTHES PEG IT SOUNDS LIKE A MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE LIKE WHAAAAT I THINK THE STIFFYS ARE COMING AND YOU’LL BE ALL LIKE YEAH THEY’RE ON THEIR WAY THEY’RE MY FRIENDS AND THEN YOU’LL ALL BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ANYWAY WE THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR SOMETHING CLASSY LIKE ASTRONAUT WHITE WITH A STRIP OF BLUE DOWN THE SIDE MAYBE YOU COULD GET SOME ZIPOFF PANTS INSTALLED ON YOUR BIKE AND WEAR SUNGLASSES AND GROW YOUR HAIR LONG
FASHION
HI GUYS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO THAT THING WHERE YOU TIE THE FRONT OF YOUR SHIRT UP INTO A KNOT SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR STOMACH IS THAT STILL THE COOL THING WHERE DOES EVERYONE LEARN HOW TO DO THAT SURELY IT CAN’T BE VERY GOOD FOR YOUR SHIRT BUT I GUESS FASHION IS FASHION YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING IT’S LIKE ALL THOSE COOLGUYS AT THE SKATE PARK WITH RIPS IN THEIR JEANS DO THEY DO THE RIPS ON PURPOSE OR ARE THEY JUST LIKE OH NO MY JEANS JUST RIPPED THAT’S SUCH BAD NEWS ACTUALLY HANG ON A SECOND OH WOW THAT’S REALLY LUCKY THAT RIP ACTUALLY LOOKS SO SWEET THAT’S ACTUALLY GREAT NEWS AND THEN IT JUST DOESN’T RIP ANY MORE AFTER THAT FOR SOME REASON ANYWAY HIT ME BACK EVERYBODY PLEASE RT
THE STIFFYS 