THE STIFFYS’ PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE – WEEK FOUR

LACHLAN
WEDNESDAY FIVE FIFTEEN PM
HI LACHLAN LUCKILY YOU’VE COME TO THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS WHEN IT COMES TO MARIO CART WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS THE ACCELERATE BUTTON JUST BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN THAT WAY YOU GET A BOOST TO START YOU OFF THEN WHEN YOU’RE GOING AROUND CORNERS YOU SHOULD USE THE JUMP BUTTON AND DO THE SLIDE MOVE AS FOR WHICH CHARACTER TO CHOOSE I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY YOSHI OR TOAD BECAUSE THEY’RE SMALL GUYS AND THEY ACCELERATE REALLY QUICKLY I HOPE THAT HELPS LACHLAN PS THIS IS ADAM FROM THE STIFFYS HERE

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FASHION

HI GUYS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO DO THAT THING WHERE YOU TIE THE FRONT OF YOUR SHIRT UP INTO A KNOT SO THAT EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR STOMACH IS THAT STILL THE COOL THING WHERE DOES EVERYONE LEARN HOW TO DO THAT SURELY IT CAN’T BE VERY GOOD FOR YOUR SHIRT BUT I GUESS FASHION IS FASHION YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING IT’S LIKE ALL THOSE COOLGUYS AT THE SKATE PARK WITH RIPS IN THEIR JEANS DO THEY DO THE RIPS ON PURPOSE OR ARE THEY JUST LIKE OH NO MY JEANS JUST RIPPED THAT’S SUCH BAD NEWS ACTUALLY HANG ON A SECOND OH WOW THAT’S REALLY LUCKY THAT RIP ACTUALLY LOOKS SO SWEET THAT’S ACTUALLY GREAT NEWS AND THEN IT JUST DOESN’T RIP ANY MORE AFTER THAT FOR SOME REASON ANYWAY HIT ME BACK EVERYBODY PLEASE RT

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