FEAR OF FLYING

HI GUYS WE’RE HAVING A COUPLE OF DRINKS TO GET READY FOR OUR FLIGHT TO SYDNEY TOMORROW WE GET A BIT NERVOUS BECAUSE THEY OFTEN DON’T LET US ON THE PLANE WE’RE ALWAYS LIKE COME ON GUYS JUST LET US GET ON SERIOUSLY WE’RE FINE IT’S JUST THAT YOUR PLANE MAKES US THIRSTY PLEASE JUST LET US DRIVE IT FOR LIKE ONE MINUTE YOU CAN GIVE US AN EASY BIT THE CO PILOT CAN JUMP IN IF WE MESS IT UP WHAT DOES HE EVEN DO ANYWAY CAN WE GET SOME MORE DRINKS BACK HERE PLEASE
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STUCK ON THE ROOF

HI GUYS I’M STUCK ON THE ROOF AGAIN AND I’VE NEARLY RUN OUT DRINKS HOW CAN I GET SO THIRSTY WHEN I’VE DRUNK SO MANY DRINKS I CLIMBED UP HERE BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HAS BEEN STEALING MY BASKETBALL CARDS HE’S ALWAYS AFTER MY BARKLEYS ANYWAY I GOT UP HERE TO SPY ON HIM BUT I DIDN’T BRING ENOUGH DRINKS AND THEN ADAM SAID HE’D HELP ME FIND THE CARDS BUT HE JUST TOOK THE LADDER AWAY AND THEN HE WAS BURYING SOMETHING IN THE NEIGHBOUR’S BACKYARD AGAIN AND FELL ASLEEP OVER THERE AND IT’S BEEN A FEW HOURS NOW AND IT’S REALLY COLD UP HERE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BRING MORE DRINKS ALSO I WATCHED ALL THREE MATRIX FILMS YESTERDAY WHAT EVEN HAPPENED THERE IT’S LIKE IT BECAME STAR WARS CROSSED WITH ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE AM I RIGHT HAHAHAHA GREAT REVIEWS EVERYBODY BUT SERIOUSLY PLEASE BRING MORE DRINKS WHERE ARE MY BARKLEYS

 

 

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