THE STIFFYS PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE – WEEK TWO

WELCOME TO THE SECOND INSTALLMENT OF THE STIFFYS’ PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE GREAT QUESTIONS EVERYBODY PS CAN EVERYBODY PLEASE START SAYING WHO THEY ARE AND WHERE THEY’RE FROM

DUGALD

FRIDAY THREE OCTOBER TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN

SIX FORTY FIVE PM

HI DUGALD FIRSTLY GREAT JOB ON BUYING A BMX BIKE WE’LL GIVE YOU A COOLBOY TIP STRAIGHT UP IF YOU CLIP BASKETBALL CARDS TO THE SPOKES WITH A CLOTHES PEG IT SOUNDS LIKE A MOTORCYCLE AND ALL THE GIRLS WILL BE LIKE WHAAAAT I THINK THE STIFFYS ARE COMING AND YOU’LL BE ALL LIKE YEAH THEY’RE ON THEIR WAY THEY’RE MY FRIENDS AND THEN YOU’LL ALL BE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND ANYWAY WE THINK YOU SHOULD GO FOR SOMETHING CLASSY LIKE ASTRONAUT WHITE WITH A STRIP OF BLUE DOWN THE SIDE MAYBE YOU COULD GET SOME ZIPOFF PANTS INSTALLED ON YOUR BIKE AND WEAR SUNGLASSES AND GROW YOUR HAIR LONG

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STUCK ON THE ROOF

HI GUYS I’M STUCK ON THE ROOF AGAIN AND I’VE NEARLY RUN OUT DRINKS HOW CAN I GET SO THIRSTY WHEN I’VE DRUNK SO MANY DRINKS I CLIMBED UP HERE BECAUSE I’M PRETTY SURE OUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR HAS BEEN STEALING MY BASKETBALL CARDS HE’S ALWAYS AFTER MY BARKLEYS ANYWAY I GOT UP HERE TO SPY ON HIM BUT I DIDN’T BRING ENOUGH DRINKS AND THEN ADAM SAID HE’D HELP ME FIND THE CARDS BUT HE JUST TOOK THE LADDER AWAY AND THEN HE WAS BURYING SOMETHING IN THE NEIGHBOUR’S BACKYARD AGAIN AND FELL ASLEEP OVER THERE AND IT’S BEEN A FEW HOURS NOW AND IT’S REALLY COLD UP HERE CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BRING MORE DRINKS ALSO I WATCHED ALL THREE MATRIX FILMS YESTERDAY WHAT EVEN HAPPENED THERE IT’S LIKE IT BECAME STAR WARS CROSSED WITH ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIVE AM I RIGHT HAHAHAHA GREAT REVIEWS EVERYBODY BUT SERIOUSLY PLEASE BRING MORE DRINKS WHERE ARE MY BARKLEYS

 

 

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SOLD OUT FESTIVAL

HI GUYS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE JUST WRITING TO ASK YOU TO PLEASE DISREGARD MY LAST POST SOMEONE TOLD US WHAT BUBBLING IS AND IT IS NOT A SKATE MOVE WE’D ALSO LIKE TO APOLOGISE TO THE PEOPLE THAT MISSED OUT ON PIGSTY IN JULY TICKETS FOR THIS WEEKEND YOU’VE GOT TO BE QUICK WITH THE STIFFYS BECAUSE ONCE LADIES FIND THE TICKETS JUST GET SNAPPED UP STIFFYS TICKETS ARE BASICALLY THE NEW MICHAEL JORDAN SKYLIGHT

OUR NEXT SHOW IS BACK IN MELBOURNE THAT’S OUR HOMETOWN SO YEAH WE BASICALLY RUN IT OUR SHOW IS AT TAGO MAGO ON SATURDAY 12 JULY OUR STIFFETTES WILL BE THERE IT’S GOING TO BE GREAT
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MISSING BASKETBALL CARDS

HI GUYS IT’S JASON FROM THE STIFFYS HERE JUST WONDERING IF ANYONE HAS SEEN MY BASKETBALL CARDS I’VE GOT A SHAQUILLE O’NEAL SKYLIGHT AND A SCOTTY PIPPEN SKYLIGHT AND A CHARLES BARKLEY BUT IT WASN’T A SKYLIGHT IT WAS ONE OF THOSE EMBOSSED ONES I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT THEY’RE CALLED ALSO THERE WAS LIKE NINETEEN MICHAEL JORDAN SKYLIGHTS AND ALSO SOME POWER RANGER CARDS AND I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD SOME CASH IN THERE I LIKE TO CARRY A LOT OF CASH AROUND IT’S A MUSIC BUSINESS THING ALSO TWO CASES OF PASSIONPOP AND TWO LEATHER JACKETS AND TWO PAIRS OF SUNGLASSES AND TWO PAIRS OF REEBOKS PUMPS SO YEAH IF ANYONE FINDS THAT STUFF PLEASE BRING IT TO OUR HOUSE THANKS GUYS GREAT JOB EVERYBODY REGARDS YOUR BOYS THE STIFFYS

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