HI EVERYBODY IT’S YOUR BOYS THE STIFFYS HERE GUESS WHAT YOU’RE MAD AND I’M NOT HAHAHAHA GREAT JOKES EVERYBODY BUT SERIOUSLY GET READY FOR OUR NEW TOUR AND NEW RECORD AND NEW SONG AND NEW EVERYTHING
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WE’VE DECIDED TO GO FULL ART ROCK – NO MORE SINGING ABOUT STIFFIES, NO MORE SINGING ABOUT COOLBOY STUFF LIKE SKATEBOARDING, JUST BOUNDARY PUSHING ART. FOR US THAT OBVIOUSLY MEANS EXPLORING THE THIRD DIMENSION
WE CAN’T WAIT FOR EVERYONE TO HEAR OUR NEW SONGS, IT’S THE FIRST TIME WE’VE RECORDED AS A THREE PIECE AND ALSO THE FIRST TIME WE WEREN’T ALLOWED TO BRING DRINKS INTO THE STUDIO AND YOU CAN REALLY HEAR THE DIFFERENCE
IT’S BEEN A REAL TIME OF REFLECTION FOR US I BROKE MY ARM IN A SKATEBOARDING ACCIDENT
WE TRIED TO KEEP PLAYING DJ SHOWS BUT THEN I POURED WHITE WINE INTO MY LAPTOP
SO YEAH IT’S BEEN A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR REFLECTION ABOUT WHAT WE’RE DOING AND ALSO THE THIRD DIMENSION