DOES ANYBODY WANT TO SPONSOR OUR BAND AND GIVE US ALL THE MONEY TO PROMOTE THEIR PRODUCT WE DON’T CARE WE WILL LITERALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING AS LONG AS WE CAN CHOOSE THE GUITAR AND DRUMS UNTIL NOW WE’VE MAINLY FOCUSSED ON COOLGUY AREAS SUCH AS KICKFLIPS AND LADIES YOU KNOW THINGS OF THAT NATURE BUT IF YOU GIVE US ENOUGH MONEY WE WILL EVEN STOP SONGS MIDWAY TO READ OUT YOUR ADVERTISEMENT WE ARE WILLING TO VISIT YOUR WORKPLACE OR SCHOOL WE JUST NEED LOTS OF MONEY AND AN OPEN BAR PLEASE RT WE ARE SO SICK OF COLD CALLING THERE ARE LIKE A MILLION NUMBERS IN THE PHONE BOOK
PS WE ARE PLAYING HEAPS OF SHOWS THIS MONTH YOU SHOULD COME TO ONE THEY’RE ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE
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