PIGSTY IN JULY

WE HAD THE BEST TIME AT PIGSTY IN JULY EVERYONE KEPT GIVING US DRINKS AND A GUY GOT ON STAGE TO BOOGIE BOARD BUT THEN HE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO SO HE JUST KEPT YELLING BOOGIE BOARDING AND WAVING THE BOARD AROUND THEN AFTER THE AHOW THIS OLD LADY KEPT SAYING SHE WANTED TO FINGER ME WHAT’S FINGERING ANYWAY WE HAD A LOT MORE DRINKS AND A GIRL KEPT SINGING THE CAPTAIN PLANET THEME SONG AT KING OF THE NORTH SO WE ACCIDENTALLY LOCKED OURSELVES IN A CAR WITH NO BLANKETS AND WE NEARLY DIED BUT THANKFULLY THERE WAS SOME DRINKS IN THE CAR SO WE LITERALLY HAD THE BEST TIME SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND AT TAGO MAGO AND ALSO A COOLGUY SECRET GENERATOR PARTY