THE STIFFYS’ PHONE ADVICE HOTLINE – WEEK FOUR

LACHLAN
WEDNESDAY FIVE FIFTEEN PM
HI LACHLAN LUCKILY YOU’VE COME TO THE BEST IN THE BUSINESS WHEN IT COMES TO MARIO CART WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO IS PRESS THE ACCELERATE BUTTON JUST BEFORE THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN THAT WAY YOU GET A BOOST TO START YOU OFF THEN WHEN YOU’RE GOING AROUND CORNERS YOU SHOULD USE THE JUMP BUTTON AND DO THE SLIDE MOVE AS FOR WHICH CHARACTER TO CHOOSE I WOULD DEFINITELY SAY YOSHI OR TOAD BECAUSE THEY’RE SMALL GUYS AND THEY ACCELERATE REALLY QUICKLY I HOPE THAT HELPS LACHLAN PS THIS IS ADAM FROM THE STIFFYS HERE

WE LOVE SYDNEY

WE HAD SUCH A GREAT TIME IN SYDNEY THIS WEEKEND WE GOT ATTACKED BY GAY PARIS‘ CAT AND THE SNOWDROPPERS SHOWED US WHERE ALL THE FUNKYBOYS GO AND THEN WE SAW MEN DRESSED AS LADIES AND THEN WE PERFORMED IN A WESTFIELD SHOPPING CENTRE AND GOT LOCKED IN A FIRE ESCAPE AND THEN GOT LOCKED IN A LOADING ZONE AND THEN GOT LOCKED IN AN ELEVATOR AND THEN DRANK MORE DRINKS AND WOKE UP AT THE VIC ON THE PARK AGAIN WE’RE GOING TO STAY HOME FOR A FEW WEEKS TO KEEP WRITING OUR ART ROCK RECORD BEFORE WE HEAD TO BYRON BAY AND BRISBANE AND THEN BACK HOME TO THE OLD BAR THIS REALLY IS THE VIDA LOCA EVERYBODY THAT MEANS THE CRAZY LIFE IN FRENCH WE HAD A COUPLE OF DRINKS AT THE AIRPORT THEY ALMOST DIDN’T LET US ON THE PLANE AGAIN HAHAHA YOU’VE DONE IT AGAIN THE STIFFYS